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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 16:16

it's ok you get them back while you **** their daughter

chicagolady 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:19

Only pay for your two meals and tell the restaurant the name and address of the two parents..

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:11

Her parents behaved like that to get you to break up with her. They sound like manipulative jerks, and will behave like that around any bf she has to scare them off.

jaquise 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:11

I hope you got some from her afterwards.....

GootyNWK 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:24

ditch the girl or ull be payin for everything for the rest of ur life

daugilliard 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:37

I would murder them

matchnaller 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:47

you had to pay 95 dollars for a nice meal for 4 people? that's cheap buddy welcome to the real world

TheCowUddersTT 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:55

That really sucks and plus your girlfriends parents are rude, took advantage of you and odered expensive meals...And if you marry your girlfriend you'll have them as in laws. FYL

dreamsorrow 3

Monday 2 May 2011 0:25

eh bang the girl in her parents bed.

madeline1960 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:28

If you continue to date this girl . their going to do it again to you . beware !! get a backbone now and they will never **** with you again. !

danz123 7

Monday 2 May 2011 0:49

If you go to the restaurant again, this time invite your girlfriend AND her parents. When you've finished eating, and they try to get away again, don't pay for them, and give the waiter their names and address. While he/she is at their house, and they are preoccupied, you go to their wallets, and take $95 from them. Sorted :D