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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Jerk! ;] Poor kid..

snapperturtle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Shouldn't have been so quick to rip that up...

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saderboi41 10

Monday 16 July 2012 14:33

You're probably not a douche bag, but that was definitely a douche bag move. But it's all part of the learning process.

cherryllollo 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 23:57

op had a reason to do it. you should have nothing out but a pen/pencil and your test for that reason. people will assume you're cheating...

purplemonsta444 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 14:58

You cow

zombiebombatron 6

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:06

I hope he beat the living shit out of you. Bitch.

cuzimablonde 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:21

You must be a ginger.

Hiplidip 5

Friday 24 August 2012 5:00

I feel so bad for him

opalmaster69 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:45

well I hope HE got an A

tEeNaGeRs_fml 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:57

Jack ass!!!!!!!! >:(

TheSeasonsChange 0

Tuesday 25 September 2012 5:21

Probably should have read it first you ass!

Saikon1357 25

Sunday 7 October 2012 7:21

Ah yes, US educators...your stupidity and incompetence never cease to amaze me.

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