Love: Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 697

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 967

You deserved it 3 614

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 895

You deserved it 3 067

By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 217

You deserved it 4 353

Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 519

You deserved it 38 448

Unexpected

By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 912

You deserved it 341

Her revenge

By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 711

You deserved it 771

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 724

You deserved it 3 424

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 191

You deserved it 3 974

Dragging it out

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 02:02

Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 951

You deserved it 2 774

IcyHell 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

happy new year?

mercedes3210 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:19

new year=new girlfriend!

Comments

_Effort 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:58

forget her mate. she wasn't for you.

darazi97 2

Friday 7 January 2011 3:52

who ever does that needs to go to place for crooks and pedophiles. Thats just WRONG

slicedice4 0

Friday 7 January 2011 4:10

that is fuuuuucked

TheMissingPiece 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 3:21

That sucks dude. You can find someone better. Someone with good timing lol.

norriex3 0

Monday 10 January 2011 23:56

BURRRNNNNN

FMLEveryday235 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:54

Ditto.

HansHansen 8

Tuesday 1 February 2011 22:17

I hope you gave her a massive kick in the ****** after dumping you like that.

WTFmoments75 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:51

great way to start the year

pancakefever_fml 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:57

thats sorta sukish. is she a ****?

funny_ppl 6

Monday 3 October 2011 22:22

Hey, at least you have a new year's resolution.

Bea_FaCurtains 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:43

Should have given her hand a high five and walked away.

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Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 946

You deserved it 132

Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 378

You deserved it 184

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Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML

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You deserved it 121

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 467

You deserved it 3 327

Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML

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You deserved it 138

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

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You deserved it 2 807

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 097

You deserved it 7 572

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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