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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By me - 05/01/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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Monday 18 February 2013 23:08

You could have just spat it out instead...

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 February 2013 23:14

So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.

Comments

cmbar831 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 3:20

It takes 7 years for your body to fully digest gum because it is just flavored plastic.

Shrike 23

Tuesday 19 February 2013 3:27

*sigh* No it doesn't. Why do you think people sometimes shit undigested food? Stuff gets moved along the intestines one way or the other. Available nutrients get absorbed on the way through, and whatever's left gets excreted. Stop propagating urban legends, please.

captainObviously 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:52

Yeah thats an old wives tale. U just poop it out like corn... That doesnt get fully digested and still moves through your body.

ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:09

It wouldn't have killed the mood if you just excused yourself to throw the gum away... What you ended up doing not only killed the mood, but danced on its grave. Laziness always backfires. YDI.

foiled 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:22

Why wouldn't you just spit it out?

captainObviously 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:24

Some things are meant to be spit, not swallowed.

Sionnach 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 11:22

And vice versa

kabza 13

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:17

hahahaha!! why were u chewing gum anyway..dumbass

BellaBelle_fml 23

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:45

So what is so dumb about chewing gum exactly? It's not like she was all like, "Oh, I am going to make out now. I had better start chewing gum just to attempt to swallow it seconds later!" She was probably chewing it for a while before this happened…dumbass.