Embarrassing, Teenagers and Love: Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly...

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By me - 05/01/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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Monday 18 February 2013 23:08

You could have just spat it out instead...

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 February 2013 23:14

So now your boyfriend knows that you spit instead of swallowing.

Comments

illmatic2 16

Monday 18 February 2013 23:51

Why did you think you had to get rid of it? There is nothing wrong with making out with gum in your mouth.

Laurenlou 24

Tuesday 19 February 2013 0:46

There definitely is something wrong with making out with gum in your mouth! It's pretty gross. Maybe I'm just traumatized by the fact that when I had my very first kiss, the guy tried to give me his gum from his mouth to mine. I've still never met some who likes kissing with gum in their mouth, or the other's mouth for that matter.

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:30

Well I don't see the big deal. I mean, if you're comfortable enough to kiss someone then it shouldn't be gross at all. It's not like you have to share it with them either. that's just how I look at it.

WKER143 9

Tuesday 19 February 2013 8:31

Yeah I don't think it's a big deal either, it can even add nice flavor! I know tons of people who like it, it's actually a pretty normal thing

Suaria 38

Monday 18 February 2013 23:51

Or could guys could have just played a game where he tries to find the gum in your mouth. Eventually, one of you would have had to spit it out.

inumiko 12

Monday 18 February 2013 23:56

Can't you make out while theres gum in your mouth? or you can just simply excuse yourself and throw it away. swallowing gum is really bad for your stomach.

inumiko 12

Monday 18 February 2013 23:57

Can't you make out while theres gum in your mouth? or you can just simply excuse yourself and throw it away. swallowing gum is really bad for your stomach.