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I think the asshole is your wife...
isn't she kinda the bitch here, if anything, for accusing you in the first place and not believing you after explaining to her?
I bet she's a theoretical physicist. She summarized it REALLY well.
what was she doing in the car and not the kitchen?
I'd rather be an asshole than a cheater.
agreed
Grow a pair, OP. Make her make you a sandwich, and not just any sandwich; but like a Monte Cristo, and it better be the best ******* Monte Cristo you've had in your life, or she walks. Two can play the dump game.
hell yeah. when the bitch starts bitching, put the bitch in the kitchen.
Wow , your wife is a pain in the butt.
Awwww.... sounds like you make a very nice whipping boy for your wife! Either way it's; damned if you do and damned if you don't! You may want to look in to why she's not trusting you to begin with! Possibly she's got a guilty conscience... You can only trust as much as you can be trusted! Either you accept her abuse or you don't, simple as that!
Bitch isn't worth your time if she's gonna accuse you like that. sorry to call her a bitch, but a woman that cares about you will understand in full honesty and trust. it's just her having trust in your heart. if she doesn't trust the truth you know, as long as you were respectful, there's a woman out there that will respect your honesty and your word, not call you an asshole. everyone is ignorant at some point, but if you hear it from the horse's mouth and still accuse, you're a wrong person and don't deserve anyone's time of day.
she shouldn't accuse you of everything, she's a biatch. slap the shiz out of her! XD
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She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.
That's how it goes unfortunately.