By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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fatalkiss 0

She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

With a wife like that it's a lose/lose situation.

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birdfreak 24

she should be happy that you're faithful. :) I sowwee.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

It's not your fault guy. Everyman goes through this in a marriage and you just gotta make sure to be nice to her and make good friends with the couch for about a week or two so she vents out and remixes her mistake. Then comes the make up sex.

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fatalkiss 0

**** that. Why become a doormat & let her unfairly treat you like shit? Doesn't sound like a healthy marriage advice.

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CaptainDouche 0

Women do this. They make you a doormat and try to tell you you're the one in charge. They really just want an excuse to complain about what we are doing. Always letting us know we could be doing a little bit better.

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holybuckets 0

Alot of women are really stubborn. So when it comes to being in the wrong, it just takes time for them to realize the mistake and admit it.

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a_nutritionist 10

women say they value a strong man. so put the bitch in her place :D why would you concede and go to the couch when youve done nothing wrong? i can understand taking some time, stepping back and making sure you didnt miss anything, but what youre talking is absolute crap.

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DocBastard 38

With all due respect, I'm not sure I would take advice from a 17 year old kid. I've been with my wife for 14 years, and she is terrible at admitting her mistakes. And I'm for "picking your battles". But when you've done nothing wrong and she's completely off her rocker, the best thing to do is let her cool down for a few hours and then TALK TO HER. Shocking, I know.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

23, Coming from my view I started thinking "hmm, if he argues with her how would she view him? would he be more of an ass in her view? what problems would arise from the argument?" I was just trying to give helpful advice that failed I guess.:(

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FarSide 22

I smell butt sex in somebody's future.

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12dcevin 5

lol thatd be awesome but never gonna happen

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Capt_Oblivious 10

It's an argument with a woman, when will you learn that you can not win and, no matter what happened, you're gonna be wrong. Just accept it and move along.

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scruffy_janitor5 1

your not gonna win this fight. she's way too paranoid and insecure.

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TripOnShoelaces 0

Hm. Maybe you two need more communication? :I

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CaptainDouche 0

They're right. You can't win. Want to know why? Cause it's time to slam jam! No, not really. Cause women will argue with you and pull out all the stops to win. But if they do lose, they will just get mad at you anyway and come up with a bullshit reason to justify it. True story.

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