By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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fatalkiss 0

She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.

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KODIREYES 2

how are u an asshole? all u did was try to prove that u were still faithful to her

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stroudie94 9

you're not a cheater or an asshole... she's just a bitch!

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Melissa92_fml 13

seriously some women need to take it down a notch. Not all men are cheaters & one shouldn't jump to a conclusion about anything. Less so here if he's willing to prove his innocence

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JoeyPterodactyl 0

Guess she would prefer you be a cheater. Don't disappoint her.

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SirObvious 1

but you can live with that.

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KittyJay 3

she just doesn't want to admit being wrong.... -_- proud bitch

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horneyhic 15

All men are assholes sometimes anyway ussually around a certain time of Month

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TaAlKe3 0

#32.. today I tried to be politically correct, until I found out, I just had bad reading skills. fml

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