Miscellaneous: Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom....

By nightmarestonite - 16/12/2013 21:54 - Canada

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By Bwberry - 29/11/2017 19:00

Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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By Ouch - 23/04/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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parism143 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:36

Don't you just love siblings? :')

zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Hang it in your brothers room upside down and get a new painting

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PunkySpunky78 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:00

I want to see it!

somuchfeels 11

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:04

Just fry on some acid and stare at it for a little. That's what I do when that shit happens.

SarahFuckingMae 8

Tuesday 17 December 2013 11:40

wow, I wish I was as cool as you.

PierceTheAngie 4

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:06

I wanna see this now cx

Jelbeztok 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:09

I think i need to see this painting...

blazon_paradox 23

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:14

Wasn't this FML already posted? I swear I've seen this already...

jh921971 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:51

Flip it right side up again. Problem solved :P

SilentKnights 7

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:01

I would love to see a photo of this painting, it seems pretty interesting in my opinion.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:11

Time for a new painting?

UberNova 18

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:20

Plot Twist: OP hung it the wrong way up.

Blink_me26 21

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:26

Insanity wolf

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