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By nightmarestonite - 16/12/2013 21:54 - Canada

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By Bwberry - 29/11/2017 19:00

Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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By Ouch - 23/04/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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parism143 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:36

Don't you just love siblings? :')

zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Hang it in your brothers room upside down and get a new painting

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howdoilogin 9

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:32

I need to see it. I need to see this painting.

imshadyxo 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:43

All I can think of is that American horror story season 2 promo poster of the nun with the bleeding eyes

marcela_darocha 13

Tuesday 17 December 2013 7:34

im gonna show this to all the happy only children, "see what you're missing out?" heh

asherm 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 8:16

I wanna see it

FalconWhitaker 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 11:16

On one hand, that's creepy as all heck. But on the other, that painting sounds bad-ass :D

johnpaisley 6

Tuesday 17 December 2013 12:48

Can u give a URL where we can see

vde_fml 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 13:52

Picture pelase :_)

darlingdollie 24

Tuesday 17 December 2013 18:31

Maybe you had the wrong idea and it actually belongs that way!

thenewgirl29 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:45

I found a link to the painting she is talking about: http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/23-1n019-jesus3-c-300x300.jpg

dat_becky 17

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:06

No you didn't :(

Potteria 11

Wednesday 18 December 2013 15:57

Is that a joke...?

Hiktmae 20

Friday 20 December 2013 21:35

No.

Vickyh46 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:13

I wanna see this painting now. XD

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