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By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States

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Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Kayokku 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.

takeapieandrun 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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YeOldeSnake 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:13

So what? Are you cursing your life for not having more intimate contact with other people? Mature up and find personal completion in other , not meaningless things.

OneBigMessUp 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:17

Im worried i will have to say that at 19 D:

tmaster102 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:01

Not with me ;)

narutouzumakiii 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:40

intrested giggidy

laundryninja 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:03

by eye contact she mean undressin him woth her eyes and bangin him in her mind....

Digitalluv 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:19

god forbid you havent had a boyfriend. get over it.

Pazu_fml 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:21

So? There is no One Correct Way to have relationships in your life. If you're not satisfied with what you've been doing, do something different. If you're fine with not being intimate or romantic, don't let people push you into it. People who shame others for being virgins or for being '*****' are idiots who can't see that not everyone wants the same things out of life at the same times.

QfiggyQ 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:57

Don't feel bad! My answer would be exactly the same.

glompable 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:47

Eh, whatever. I'm 21 and the only reason I've even kissed a guy is thanks to the a-a-a-alcohol.. Dx

coreysmith 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:49

Are you fat or ugly?

dewlover33 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:12

Being a virgin is fine but everyone who thinks having sex means you'll get pregnant or an STD is overreacting.

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