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By ohsosad - 23/11/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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Sparta480BC 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:45

and his community service is cleaning windows!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:17

YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.

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easwhitey 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:30

My mistake...I could have sworn it said "peeing" not "peeping." I still don't see the FML though :-p

brokengirl30 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:31

we all get a little desperate time to time

sportsgirl9 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 16:01

Wow u need to get. A love life and fast

Foodlelove 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:44

Peeping Toms can later become serial rapists. Good luck.

dannibaaybee 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 8:30

Well say yes!...then both of u guys could go peeping through windows lol

Mikee_fml 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 14:10

Lose t

179jfkla 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:17

Being a peeping tom is illegal oh shit time to return those new binoculars

LaLaLove69 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:10

that's kinda a your fault if you have a stalker. that's not really a FML

jewann123 10

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:34

haha i like how you would've said yes. xp

Amazing_Taylor_ 9

Wednesday 9 April 2014 13:33

Shouldn't of added that last sentence in, would've been better.

bwinski 19

Friday 6 March 2015 9:07

that's a sad life...

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