Kids: Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain...

By vballqt201 - 21/06/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 04:01 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I sat outside for a half hour hysterically laughing at this kid next door for constantly mooing like a cow. My mum came out to inform me the kid is severely disabled. I even mooed back at one stage. FML

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By njh - 27/03/2015 13:29 - Ireland

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By paparoach - 21/12/2014 07:59 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

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heatherrrx 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:07

Hahahahahahaha, the kid obviously knows what hes talking about. And you know what they say, kids say the darndest things. xD

gueeterman 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:11

maybe hes trying to tell you something...

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Georgia795 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:27

ahahaha classic.

xoxkarinexox 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:56

Dude. He's a little kid. He probably didn't even know that saying moo to someone could be used as an insult. He just said any sound. This isn't an fml. Get over it.

kdaniel33 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:55

Yes, one year olds are notorious for their bitchy, catty insults about your personal apperance. There's a difference between having no filter because you're a toddler and being cruel, I'd say :D

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:56

Umm, maybe you're just spotted or have a septum piercing? FYL though. Kids are ******* cruel.

silverwind_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:20

At least he didn't say oink

CruelSirDrum 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:27

a friend of mines has a daughter. she is 3 years old and asked her what metamorphosis is. if a 3 year old can do that than im sure a 1 year old CAN mimick(sp) animal sounds.observational learning goes a long way folks. kids do say the darndest things though so you had to expect some crazy answer,haha.pretty funny.