By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 094
You deserved it 6 143

Same thing different taste

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ZiggyMorrison 0

I personally LOVE small **** and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger **** than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

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If it's f anyones life, it's his. It's not normal for people to be able to do that. That's utterly disgusting.

#174/kristina3514 I am actually 5'6 so there is no possible way that I can look like a 7 year old boy scout. And way to call skinny people out, psh and I'm the immature one? You need to get a life because you are obviously a 49 year old still living in there parents basement with nothing better to do then this. And also you still never answered my previous question.

AnnieLennox1954 0

Hey girlfrann, you might try going on birth control. Ortho TriCyclen Lo brought me from a B to a C in one month.

I did answer it I'm not fat haha I in the weight range, I'm not under weight, but I'm also 7 months pregnant. I'm 27 live with my husband and daughter. Man you totally got me there with the 47 year old living with her parents! Haha you read me like a book. At 5,6 and 105 haha you do most likely look like a 7 year old boy scout ewwie!

Tell him he should go get a sex change if he thinks his **** are bigger than yours.

and that little fat f ck is so proud of that?

theunluckyleproc 0

He's just jealous because he wishes his boobs were as small as yours. Man boobs are super disgusting!