Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers,...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By lexibabe - 03/03/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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By rositaleigh - 01/07/2019 00:06

Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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By lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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By DetergentFrog6 - 07/04/2014 20:54 - United States - Rahway

Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

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umidontrember 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:27

Well, at least he knew his son had a good butt.

Fuaaad1994 31

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:30

He then got up and asked if he has a nice butt too. Like father like son (or daughter)

Comments

reilyn 10

Monday 6 January 2014 20:46

I love all the people getting excited that their number is 33. Probably not you, calm down. :P

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 13:40

I think it's a little disrespectful to talk about somebody in public, even if they are out of ear shot, other people might not be. You know, their friends, or, hey, their Dad, could be right next to you, and tell them later. Or, the mean kids could be near you, and then hear other people talking about them, and use that as an excuse to make fun of them. If you think they have a cute butt, that's fine, but talk about it in private!

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 7 January 2014 15:08

OP was making a comment to her (I'm going to assume genders here, so forgive me) friend about the attractiveness about a certain athlete. It's something we women do sometimes. It must have been embarrassing to have the player's father turn around and say "thanks". I'm going to guess that OP is female and the player male. I don't think many fathers react to comments about their daughters' physical attributes as positively, and I don't know that many men would attend a women's basketball game unless it's with their wives/girlfriends.