By eww - 13/06/2012 06:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML
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pavlovaaLOVE 7

Take the liberty to piss in the soup u make when they go to your place :)

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yoursucklives 36

lovely family you have there... and: i'm from austria too. i don't know why, but i love reading fmls from my country!

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tygerarmy 35

You should've walked in and called them on it. And then told everyone. WTF, that's disgusting.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe I'm just obnoxious, but I would've yelled, "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! THAT'S DISGUSTING! DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT?! [insert cousins name] JUST SPIT IN THE SOUP! AND AUNTIE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!" I would've called them out on it and made them feel like complete dumbasses :P

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challan 19

I would have called them out as well. That's disgusting and they have issues. I hope you didn't eat anything, Op!

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patrickalamo 47

Take a dump in the water tank of their toilet. The shit water keeps flowing everytime they flush.

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Michele2luv 8

Bwahahahahaha! That's some funny shit! No pun intended :D

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ManInTheMachine 19

Yes, because that was the whole point of the FML. Did you even read it before you commented? Idiot.

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sgtcxelite 11

#19 Smoking had nothing to do with the point of this FML. "Oh he went outside to smoke? He so deserves spit in his soup!" Take your morals and **** off.

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TheArchAngel 8

Words cannot describe the disappointment I felt as I read this comment.

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Plinkin 10

On that line of thinking, if OP didn't smoke they would deserve eating the spit soup, because without smoking they would have not known the soup was tainted.

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lolfood 24

Is it just me, or are the quality of comments on FML getting lower?

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tony1891 22

Oh gross. must be country folks.

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yoursucklives 36

wien or vienna is actually the biggest city in austria.

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kenzzie9999999 4

I live in the country in Canada and I does not affect anything

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Pallywhack 4

^ "I does not" Case in point.

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BigBoyBounce 5

#66 he meant it does not affect anything. Asshole.

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pokefan813 16

66 - Hey what are you doing wandering about? You're supposed to be on someone's behind! I just had to ;D *cue the thumbs down*

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lixone 7

Maybe it's some sort of family tradition you don't know about yet. Who knows, maybe it could be your turn to spit in the soup next year!

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nancyschmancy 9

Hmmm, I am wondering if Aunt is pissed at everyone? Are there a lot of people showing up with no food for the reunion?

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Doortje 29

Your cousin is not quite right in the head. And neither is your aunt.

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Plus_Rien 4

Weren't you warned that smoking can damage your health?

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suitgirl5 5

And yet the fact he was smoking isn't the point of the FML. Thumbs down.

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perdix 29

It's ironic that by damaging his health by smoking, he preserved his health by not eating his cousin's spit.

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suitgirl5 5

I have to agree perdix. I always find it amusing when people jump on the "YDI for smoking" train when that's not even the point of the FML. Ugh.

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