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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 04:07 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By anerdmom - 18/10/2018 14:00

Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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Thisismypchere 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:29

Haha, she might have thought it was funny and or cute so it may not be that big of a deal. But FYL anyway.

globetrottter 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 11:29

Way to show her your 'nerves of steel' :)

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PotatoSupahNinja 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 12:59

OP: -screams and flails- Girl: Omg did it scare you that much? OP: No... Um... Uh... You see I have PTSD. I'm actually an ex-secret agent. See OP? That's how you handle that. :p

smoke_eater05 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:02

I would've jumped when I first got back but now, I barely flinch. But I'm sure I could play the sympathy card well. Us Marines are human too, you know...

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 15 May 2012 17:30

That's different tho but, anyways thank you for your service bro

starwind3438 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:36

Pansy.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:34

Yeah, because sudden loud noises never scare a "big, strong man" like you.

ucoolgirl31 20

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:44

I suppose it shows that you're sensitive.

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:50

Maybe she always wanted a little sister?

reddudeover 2

Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:21

Just because he was making small talk (talking about his penis) doesn't make him any less of a man.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:18

You should've yelled "GRENADE!!" and jumped on top of her to "protect" her. That way she thinks you're a brave hero AND you get to cop a feel at the same time. It's a win-win!

btwmellarkc 11

Sunday 20 May 2012 5:04

Your comments never seem to dissapoint Doc

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:34

I wish I could delete my postings while I can still edit.

hemz_fml 13

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:44

Maybe she thought it was cute

luvscomplic8ed 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:12

*facepalm*

ImSoEffedUp 10

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:13

At least she knows that you're not from da ghetto or the projects.... You'd be used to hearing what seemed to be gunshots...probably would've ending up shooting somebody ....not sure if that's a good or bad thing though....