Love: Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt...

By Joe - 10/03/2009 00:26 - Canada

Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:25

well, im assuming you are in high school since you went to a dance. so you may not have learned this quite yet, when you rub up on a guy's d*ck, it gets hard. what did you think you were rubbing up on when you were grinding with him? and what do you mean you stood up? were you laying down and grinding?

citylights 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:05

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RawrToast 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:22

Go him~!

RavensRule97 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:01

um... he prolly just got a boner and didnt wanna admit it

ohfrick 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:35

Moral of the story: don't grind, kids. :D I fail to see how that belongs at a dance. At least wait until you're outside, geez.

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:48

well if you grind and you grind well u should be feelen a lil suttin suttin. or else dont grind if you cant handle it. XD

jdpwnsyou 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:50

Are you kidding me? What do you think happens when you grind on a guy? If he did get a boner that means he's probably at LEAST semi attracted to the way you look. Get a life.

gettingowned 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:06

if you're going to step away from a guy when you feel something that might be penis then wait until you are out of middle school to try and grind again. That usually means you are doing a good job.

Linkshot 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:49

If you're grinding, expect that to happen. Really, do you think a boner means "I want to rape you."? It's a natural reaction that can be controlled. If you're simply slow dancing, the same thing can happen. Don't get mad; the guy is already embarassed as he most likely didn't want it to happen; disappointment will only make it worse.

Blehstefany 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:49

Lol, you should have been like. 'Oh, damn, that reminds me, I have to call a friend. So, can I use your phone?' I mean HEY! You gave him a grind, he should be kind. Scam to see the truth!