By thatwasmiz - 08/04/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Aren't those extremely personal questions to be asking? Could we get a transgender/transvestite to weigh in on this discussion?

I clicked YDI, then FML. It's a bit of both, I'vegottaa say, some of them can be pretty damn convincing!

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what the **** is a woman doing @ a gay bar anyways?

Was she an actually ~drag queen~ who performs or did you just assume she was a "drag queen" because she was a woman in a gay bar and you thought she looked like a man dressed as a woman? If the former, you didn't deserve it. If the latter, you did deserve it.

@88 Drag queens are ALWAYS male, dumbass. Women perform as drag kings. OP, you're an asshole.

Another comment to everyone asking why a woman was in the gay bar... just because she is a woman doesn't mean she's straight. I'm gay and my lesbian friends come to gay bars too because they're not always JUST for gay men. Just like I go to lesbian bars with them sometimes. So that's not really a reason to defend the OP's actions. It was inappropriate to ask those questions, period.

It should really be: I met this guy at a bar who thought I was a drag queen and he asked me how I tucked my penis in. I said I was a woman. He proceeded to say "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?". FML.

jpchi06 0

Yeah, im actually not a christian, i was just pointing out the flaws in someone calling someone else a queer and then talking about what god thinks in the same sentence. Maybe Fred Phelps is posting on FML.

kellster 2

For all of you saying that women don't belong in gay bars, have you ever actually been around gay men? Do you know who else is almost always there?? WOMEN. Gay men love their female friends, just not in a sexual way. There are always women at gay bars unless it's a no-ladies strip bar or something. The OP is just an asshole for making stupid assumptions.

HAHHA oh wow. its like you shoved your foot in your mouth, then proceeded to shove the other one up your own ass too.

acow 0

It's actually possible that she *was* a drag queen, and refused to leave character. Some of them are really hardcore about it.