Embarrassing, Party and Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing...

By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 16:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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pzehtoeur 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:39

A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.

MandM44 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:40

It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...

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uguysareidiots 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:45

fatass.

baby_love 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:50

she didnt SIT DOWN HARD onto the chair she was already sitting on it and just shifted positions to get comfortable .. read the fml. if she wasnt heavy this wudnt be an fml it would just be something to laugh off but since she is a fatass it's something she's self conscious about and needs to lose weight

xkaokaox 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:51

how much do you have to weigh to break 2 chairs? >_>; either that or somebody is playing a bad joke on you. that however is doubtful :3

fifafan626 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:57

ydi for saying conversing

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:01

YDI for saying "proceeded" and being fat I suppose if you are ok with being fat that's your own deal but I'm guessing not if you made an FML about it

lawlkat 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:06

Loose some weight tubby :p

hollister7304 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:23

This whole fat thing makes me sick. It is really hard for some people to lose weight! People should learn to simply listen to their bodies - eat when you're hungry, stop when you're full. Eat balanced and know it is ok to treat yourself to foods you really enjoy. That's it. I know from experience that diets are dangerous and can lead to eating disorders. If this person is overweight he/she should find out why they are eating when they aren't hungry, and see a nutritionist who can help them with better eating patterns. There's a reason why diet has the word DIE in it... ;)

freshtastic 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:29

Shiiiiiiit weight watchers is something you should definitely google.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:34

Ahhh, another FML where people blame the OP for completely outrageous reasons. Good ole' internets, here to save the day from the grasp of Ted Stevens.