By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 203
You deserved it 21 482

Same thing different taste

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A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.

It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...

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no worries it happens to the best of us.. (well not me) but my sister broke 3 chairs in 1 day haha

CPTobvious_fml 0

maybe you should put one butt cheek on one chair, and another butt cheek on a second chair.... we could even put some reinforcing beams in and possibly some suspension cables to support your massive weight.

You know what your problem is, you were at a party and you were sitting. Karma says you should have been out there shakin' that ass!!!!!! lol.

Shit guys this most likely doesn't have anything to do with weight. Unless the OP is really grotesquely overweight, she wouldn't weight so much more than other people for the chair to not be able to handle it. Chairs breaking is nearly always because they're old and shitty and get too much pressure on the wrong spot, usually quickly. Yeah, it sucks for the OP to be the one to break two chairs in succession like this, but the chairs would have to be so crappy they'd break soon anyway.

"Then I sat on the floor, and it broke too, and I fell to the kitchen, downstairs. FML" :)

Allord 0

Jesus. How fat ARE you?!?!

cxal_fml 0

Hmm, perhaps a good joke to play on a friend (or not so good friend) would be too loosen some legs/seats of a couple chairs than make sure those are the only chairs available for him to sit on

Hahaha... If your that fat, you should lose some wheight.you broke 2 chairs as soon as you sat on them

xomegannn23 0

R u obeseee. Sorry just wondering?