By drunkard - 13/08/2009 14:16 - Germany

Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML
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obsdwitDBH 0

OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.

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xxMiiNii 0

YDI for being disrespectful to anyone. And being a drunk.

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vein 0

woww... i think you pretty much screwed that up. YDI.

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AfricanChick 0

Wow, how old is your girlfriend if she's having her dad pick her up? :/

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alaskasfml 0

did you miss the fact theyre in germany? at 13 they can legally drink beer, wine, champagne, etc., 16 or 18 they can drink harder stuff

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noonecaresurfat 0

your dating this girl and you don't know what her dad looks like? I have to say you really deserved this. Also just don't be a rude asshole next time someone strikes up a conversation with you.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

And don't get so drunk at a party that even you remember what an ass your are. Nobody likes being around people who drink so much that they can't be civil.

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Nonamerequired 0

One of the important lessons learnt from this site: meet your partners parents as early as possible.

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flyingpan8 0

i hope you sucked his **** and rimmed his ass to make up for being a douchebag.

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Supaspydaman 0

You're dumb, but it's not your fault for having a good time at a party, unless you're like 12, and then having some random older guy come in and talk to you about rock climbing? Honestly wtf? You could have been nicer and said " C'mon man, you're killing my buzz" though lol

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0neiros 14

If you're going to be an asshole when you're drunk, don't drink.

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Neferria 0

You deserve it for drinking so much and getting drunk like an idiot.

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thetraveler_fml 3

YDI for being so rude and You REALLY DESERVE IT for not even recognizing your gf's dad. **** your girlfriend's life, her BF didn't even recognize her dad.

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