By drunkard - 13/08/2009 14:16 - Germany

Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML
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OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.

Top comments

YDI for being disrespectful to anyone. And being a drunk.

vein 0

woww... i think you pretty much screwed that up. YDI.

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luyuqian 0

u reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally deserve that for not being respect people and acturally I do not think you really drunk at that time, you just find a excuse. being rude and telling lie what a asshole

lol123mely 0

YDI even if you were drunk or not you were very disrespectful

rustyrox 0

You loose. I hope you feel like a total looser bc that's what you are.

I saw your comment and created an account to point out how stupid you are. It's lose you fool. Loose is when something is loose, like when jeans are too big for you. It could also be applied to your brain inside your skull. You lose

wellinever 5

I'm with you on that. Grammar Nazis on the attack. I hate the loose way people spell lose. ******* losers. OP - you lose too. Stupid idiot for mouthing off at a stranger. Y.D.I.

Xader 0

Perhaps she was implying that either his skin was relatively saggy, or perhaps he had insufficient anal constriction?

okay this is getting ridiculous; the guy was drunk, get off his back ! theres a saying that goes "he who has never done it throw the first stone" (roughly translated). this is like the fifth FML where people start acting out on the OP because they had pre-marital sex or got drunk or drove while texting.... who the hell reads this damn site ?? i mean i love the FMLs but damn stop being a bunch of stuck-up pricks and enjoy the irony, make fun of the OPs and enjoy instead of trying to change the way they live thir lives because, chances are, they won't listen. I for one love getting drunk and partying, and when a guy talks to be about super depressing or boring stuff while i'm drunk, if I feel the euphoria dropping I'll definitly tell him to go annoy someone else. For those who are "civil" and "polite" and "oh-so-perfect" like you claim to be on this comment page, for heaven's sake stay with the boring guy and feel the power of alcohol rapidly leaving your body. once it's gone it's a lot harder to get back, no matter how much you drink. you'll be alone on the sofa with everybody else having an awesome time while you're not drunk anymore and bored because you listened to an old guy talking about rock climming. you're a winner.

actually, not "throws stone", its meant to be an order. the mistake here is of punctuation. guess it should be "he who has never done, throw the first stone" or rather "Would the person who has never it, please throw the first stone." My bad. anyway like I said its a rough translation the point isn't really there.

'He who is without sin, cast the first stone'

Well thank you from broadening my american culture, I didn't know the equivalent. :)