Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed...

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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NoobHat 6

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Should've had an Otter box...

MangoRico1 1

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Nice Friends to give you the time to do that

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ilovehim2468 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 21:31

You can buy a new screen for 10 bucks the tricky part is putting it on:/

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:48

they still threw you in didn't they? lol

victo890 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:56

rAther get it wet.....

victo890 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:59

op either way it's gonna be gone:(

flyingshrimp 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:08

At least it wasn't ruined and they listened to you when you screamed about it, some friends would throw it in anyway.

Batman846 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:20

How did you write those XD lmfao

LifeAngel 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:05

Fated...

Dorkee_Moi 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:25

you might as well have just gone in with the thing!.

Makaylahh 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:07

better than going in the water at least you can fix the screen

FYlife604 18

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:50

your lucky they let you do that...YDI sucking on throwing stuff

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Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML

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Today, my mother called to say that my 11-year-old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassels, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML

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