Cops and Transportation: Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that...

By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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The_good_times 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:20

Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.

TeeHooligan 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:20

does your car say 'jail'?

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PolishBabyy 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:20

eva heard of lookn at the car first?? lke and marked police cruisers are obvious 2 spot, look n open ur eyes nxt time!!

styphon 5

Monday 2 August 2010 5:21

no one can be this stupid... please restore my faith in humanity.

vamdragon 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:26

lol you must have been blind or was he dressed to race? that would be something to see someone dressed like a teenager or a thug in a cop car XD

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 2 August 2010 23:28

There's a dress code for street racing now? O.o And I think you meant to say "in the FRONT SEAT of a cop car." ;)

Grammar_Police 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:32

It's funny because OP tried to drag race a cop. Legonut4 ftw

PincheEdgarr 0

Monday 2 August 2010 5:46

#106 is pretty.

cchristine 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:25

You're pretty.lol.

a_lexstbbs2o11 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:08

- how did the OP spell " sheriff " wrong ? I looked it up in the dictionary , it ' s right :]

Silkie 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:06

Half of our comments make us look stupid now. Haha :D

a_lexstbbs2o11 0

Monday 2 August 2010 14:11

Thankss .

lawlatyourfml 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:17

what? is it let the retards loose day or something?

logical_guy 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:59

hey.. are you an idiot or something?

sugarr0babby0 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:01

Um. and what is this 'look'. I hope he took your liscense away, better you off the road then on. Lucky you didn't kill anyone, OP. 0.o

thatsrugged 2

Monday 2 August 2010 7:04

epic fail

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