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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:14

see, this is why we can't have nice things.

Aria_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:20

How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)

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nobody81 4

Monday 11 May 2009 7:16

her asshole father is probably the reason she has low self-esteem

Silas_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:21

After thinking about what I last said, I had to come back and add one more thing. Every single person who says 'are you a guy or a girl' here, in the sense of trying to figure out if it was a 'creepy paedophile' come on, or not, is: a complete. *******. Moron. Is it a rule that only older males are allowed to have 'paedophilic' feelings towards young girls? Open your eyes.

kennyx493 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:31

this could be fake cuz thats very similar to part of theory of a deadman's new song "hate my life" but either way its still funny and who knows. maybe they got the idea from a story similar to this one on here haha

haxxx041 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:49

are u a guy or a girl?

uzupocky 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:22

What's even funnier is how the dad is going to explain to his daughter why he punched you in the face.

chilipeppersrok 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:18

HAHAHHAHAHHAA! aww that suckss sorry, man! that was really sweet you didn't deserve that. That guy's an asshole because he punched you for saying something nice and for possibly lowering his daughters self esteem.

Melly18 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 15:21

That was very kind of you and I'm sure it still made her day

Blinzer 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:35

LOL

Aleister_Grey 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 8:00

this is god telling u to stop doing good things, but that was a nice thing to do, u prlly shouldve said "i dont care if u think so but i think" prlly wouldve have gotten owned that way, but still, Karma owes u one