Kids: Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year...

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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By mylove - 01/05/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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Friday 11 May 2012 0:34

Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)

CaramelMacchiato 13

Friday 11 May 2012 0:40

I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?

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mrscrockrom 0

Friday 11 May 2012 9:06

Who cares,,, you should br grateful the kid doesn't want to talk you,, take the time to enjoy the quite. Screw a teenager,, nobody likes them anyway.

pbonham 22

Friday 11 May 2012 9:26

Slap her, she obviously deserves it!!

RavenRiot 0

Friday 11 May 2012 9:27

Why would you give a 13 year old a cell phone? If you had to get her one, get her a basic talk and text cell.

partake_fml 2

Friday 11 May 2012 10:43

FYL and YDI First, 13 years old is a bit young to get a cellphone. But that could be debated. Second, YDI for not having made it clear that at a family dinner in a restaurant it is RUDE to text and spend time with your cellphone. Teach your kids manners before complaining. Finally, don't worry about her lack of emotion. She's becoming a teen and at this age you cant expect them to be always all sentimental and loveable with you.

bcgirl69 0

Friday 11 May 2012 12:29

She is just like every other teenager in the world! Get used to it, Ma!

dartzli 3

Friday 11 May 2012 12:42

Your fault op. 13 year old with a phone.... REALLY?!

verkaderk 9

Friday 11 May 2012 13:20

Soooo u have a regular 13 year old.....

bmwilliams 7

Friday 11 May 2012 13:27

Maybe you should take away get cell phone? She's 13...what could she possibly need one for? I didn't get one till I was 16 because I was driving and my parents wanted me to able to get ahold of them or them get ahold of me to make sure everything was going alright.