By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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Some_Person693 0

you know how rude that was? what if I were to do that to you? would you probably scream/curse at me? probably yes, so why would you do that to someone else? you should always imagine yourself in their shoes before doing it to them.

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ziqi92 0

gross! why did u do that??? creep. in her pain, i'm sure apologies will go unnoticed!

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amazingkate 0

i've read FMLs that are about ******** in mouths, masturbating with hamsters and brushing your teeth siblings' vibrators and NOTHING has made me want to vomit like this one.

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irrelevantxx 0

okay that is DISGUSTING.

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Night22_fml 4

Perv. Why would you touch a stranger? I'd sue you for sexual assault or something like that.

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shnibz101 0

Omfg is she ok and why the **** in he'll would your want to take a hair from a girl....

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