By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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Jareth_fml 0

Why the **** are you touching other people in the first place? YDI, no doubt. FHL for having you do that to her.

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Sharpe 0

HAHAHA, thats fun-You're a sick, sick person. =_=

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try_for_me_love 0

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAhA [: yes amazing. gross but hilarious.

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shadowprometheus 0

WHY THE **** WERE YOU PULLING OUT HER HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Chronological 0

I just died.

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IMz0r 0

Hey, could you come and pop one of my pimples? It's been annoying the **** out of me.

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