By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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bdancer2344 0

your a creeper you dont do that to some random freakin person!

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MiSs_GeEk 0

dude wtf?!? you can't do that! trust me i kno OCD can be a bit severe and hard to handle but damn

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ChrisCrimson 0

You probably ruined her only chance to a Guiness World Record. Asshat.

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bobbt32294 0

hahahahaha. the only thing i can imagine is you just pulling "off" that hair then right after that getting the shit scared out off you when she starts screaming. classic. hahaha

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ftsk_fan_12 0

ewww and HAHA #214

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auds_fml 0

Come on, people - if the mole was on her back or somewhere she can't see easily, she may not have been aware that the mole even existed, or that the hair had gotten so long. Even if she knew it was there, then she shouldn't have to keep her hair trimmed to prevent strangers from yanking it out.

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Ashleigh_85 0

Don't you know, never touch a woman's hair......no matter where it is lol

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