By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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You deserved it 168 649

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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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aquariusbeauty 0

# 5 - LMFAO I was thinking the exact same thing.

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dalascheer 1

That's disgusting and your discustion for doing it you should get a life instead of being a freak Boone likes

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lovelycece09 0

oh, this is sick, lol lmao at 19, 85 and 114 eww at 102 and 133 and i agree with 120 and 121 lol this has to be one of my favorites lol, but that is so sick

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Nate25 0

You tried to "secretly" pull someones hare cuz it was out of place?... Wow you really need to mind your own beez wax

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pisser27 0

bravo my good sir.

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s52 0

Well did u at least get your sandwich?

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