By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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xXlolololXx 0

Ewwww wtf is wrong with you! Why would you remove a loos hair off of a random person you creep. I'm pretty sure if someone did that to me I'd punch them in the face.... You creep.

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cmac86 23

ewwww! gross man. how hard did you yank it? it obviously wasn't loose, was it?

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JayTroi 0

LMFAOOO.. I FIND THIS HILARIOUSS.. HOPE THE POOR GIRL IS OKAY..

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paleknight47 0

#14 yea I agree

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Mr_Resetti 0

Are you some kind of hair stealing stalker?

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AtoZandBeyond 0

Maybe I shouldn't do that anymore

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Cjraven606 0

I understand I have the same compultion mine is OCD related mild. it is her fault though trim that shit eeewwww

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JakobKain 0

She could have trimmed it, so it's sort of her fault since some people have OCD, which you might. That'd hurt like hell, though, lol

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LiaWantzCandii 0

hahaha #19 thats funni

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TedFreakingBundy 0

i actually think the OP was trying to be nice. grooming is human nature. it's that girls fault for being a disgusting freak and having sickening grooming habits. she deserved it.

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