By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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TedFreakingBundy 0

@256 assault? are you retarded? i hope you get shot so you never procreate and raise neurotic, human-fearing children.

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leanneabc 0

surely once u pulled and it never moved u wud of known it was attached to her.b4 yanking it out. YDI for touching strangers

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Tinaphan45 0

Your so damn stupid don't do that to a stranger you deserved it

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MissNatalie14 0

Oh yeah, you owe her! (see what i did there? he' from Iowa... xD sorreh ._.)

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lykeshyt 0

hahahaha ewww. how the hell does that even happen? hahaha

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MURPHYCHACHO 5

You sick ****! Back in high school I sat in front of some creepy, unhygienic little shit who would constantly reach up and pull stray strands of my hair off the back of my shirt and it creeped me right the **** out. Even if it hadn't been a mole hair, you had no business touching her! Keep your damn hands to yourself!

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

I don't think you were wrong for what you did. That was nice of you. That lady must have the worst mole in history or you exaggerated the end.

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fallenkid 0

The gunshot thing is bs gunshots are nasty and huge blood everywere there can't be that much blood from a mole

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WittyFMLName 3

What you did was right you dint know. Must have been awful though!

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starberries 0

It was NOT right. Don't go around touching strangers like that. Freak.

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