By bennyp77 - 31/08/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
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Quest_ 13

Why are female bare breasts offensive?

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Jimboom 11

Well old chap, it is a tennis match and things are a bit more civilized there. We don't go around bearing ones chest willy nilly. I mean whats next... a man going around selling hot dogs and peanuts in the stands??? You sir OP are uncouth barbarian of the highest order!

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stevenmx86 7

The comment she made doesnt have to be directed to a female... males have breasts too and evidently yours are big enough to warrant a warning... ydi

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gumzy 6

you should have worn your bra! Mommies going to be upset with you! naughty naughty! ;)

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Graawr 7

lmao this fml reminds me about a commercial when the baby tried to suck his dad's man boobs.

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Graawr 7

#26 Try to search in youtube "companhia athletica" it's a commercial about gettting in shape. #31 Yes i saw the Family Guy scene too. :3

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sourgirl101 28

I remember that commerical! It was pretty darn funny and gross at the same time.

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KVKdragon 26

wow. the staff really need to use their eyes. if you want to prevent this, grow some facial hair or something else to distinguish you from the girls

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triggerit 5

I like the idea grow smth... this smth must be big enough to be seen under the pants

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perdix 29

The staff member was right regardless of your actual gender. Bare manboobs are quite disturbing to look at, but if you were a woman with what looked like manboobs, the image would be more troubling than Serena Williams' rant.

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HeretoBlame 3

Hey Dude this tell you to go back to gym. Don't be so depressed about it.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

That doesn't necessarily mean he thought you were a woman, or fat. Some people are just offended by guys taking off their shirt, no matter how they look. For whatever reason..They are just weird like that. But maybe you're just fat.

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SarevokRob 1

"Exactly! 'They might offend someone!'"

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