By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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McMan 23

And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

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blazeit420 0

that's absolutely horrible!! I would have punch her in the face!! day-umm!

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trappedinthevoid 0

people like this are idiots, I've heard stories of girls in my school getting dirty looks because they are carrying around the fake baby for child development class. they should mind their own business...

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AmandaLee2320 2

79- It's sad, isn't it? My sister and her husband just had their first child last year, and she was 23 at the time, and while she was pregnant, she took her wedding ring off because her fingers were getting too swollen. We were in the grocery store one day and this woman kept following us around and glaring at my sister. She kept looking her straight in the face and then looking down at her ring finger and snorting. My sister finally just looked right at her and said, "Yes, I'm 23, yes I'm 6 months pregnant, and yes, I AM married. Mind your own ******* business and don't judge me." People like that can go die.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

90 - Just wow. As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate people. Your sister is awesome... I would have said the same thing. ******' people.

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AmandaLee2320 2

I know right? She's not one to piss off normally, and add pregnancy hormones to that and you're playing with fire. The bitch got what she deserved. Personally, I think she deserved that plus a swing to the nose. Just goes to show what happens when you assume. Just because a pregnant woman isn't wearing a ring doesn't mean she's not married.

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doglover100 28

90, your sister is awesome.

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ItHatesYu 0

YDI for shopping at aeropostale

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underpaid011 0

ignore the ignorant bitch. she is probably a holy roller who votes tea party anyway. no point in anyone paying any attention to her.

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stevenmx86 7

Lol I can't reply from my phone but to all of the people that responded to my last comment, I tried to correct my mistake but my phone wouldn't post again... These over priced douche stores all lump together in my head and I couldn't look back at the fml because my app doesn't allow it.. You guys are hilarious though, and op, if someone thought you were pregnant, you're fat and no one should waste money on those stupid overpriced clothing stores anyway so I stick by my ydi x2...

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anedac 0

What the hell is your problem? Why do you care how much people weigh or where they shop? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

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vlcardenx3 0

go to my profile and look at my picture. i am NOT fat or overweight whatsoever.

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boatkicker 4

If you sale-shop, Aeropostale is probably the cheapest place to go to for anything. Not overpriced at all.

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caitibug323 0

Aero is not overpriced at all? Hell, I bought 2 pairs of jeans from there for $20 each! Compared to other stores, I would say that's pretty cheap! OP- I'm sorry that lady was such a bitch to you! I got pregnant at 18 and I cannot tell you what kind of shit I had to put up with from self righteous assholes. I married my husband a couple months after we found out and are still very happy.. but you don't have to be fat to look a couple months pregnant.. hell, at 5 months I still looked like I just had a small stomach pooch.. can easily mistake that. but you should NEVER assume anything.. for it makes an ass out of u and me. :)

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Barette_fml 7

Stories like this always irritate the hell out of me. I hate when people feel like they must insert their opinion into a strangers life. If the OP was pregnant, how would telling her to keep her legs closed make her unpregnant? I highly doubt she would think pregnancy at 13 is awesome and needed some bitch's wisdom to let her know it's not.

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shaaayyee 0

I hate when I hear stories like this. not only were you not pregnant, but of you were, you could have been pregnant from rape. it wouldn't have been your fault at all. and, she was an adult, shouldn't she be a little more mature than jumping to conclusions and accusing someone?

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bubblegum9000 3

at my school for one of the classes we have these fake babies that you have to take care of for a weekend. im not in the class but a few of my friends are, and once i was at the mall with one of them when she had it. we were at the food court and she had to go to the bathroom so she left it with me, and some lady comes up and starts chewing me out for "being a **** and getting preggers". she must've felt so stupid when i showed her it was fake

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tardis99 0

I have a little brother who's 13 years younger than me. Every time I would take him out on an errand, people would glare at me. I finally figured out it was because these morons jumped to the conclusion that I was an unwed teenage mother. Don't feel bad OP; the world is full of busybodies and idiots.

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