Health: Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist...

By gpistas - 23/05/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

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Today, my dentist applied a paste on my teeth to make them more resistant. It tasted so disgustingly like artificial banana that I had to throw up. I'm not allowed to brush my teeth, drink or eat for 4 hours. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

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Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML

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By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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Sunday 23 May 2010 16:06

fyl indeed

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:20

eww, that's just gross, fyl.

Comments

autumn16 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:32

ewe I would have punched the dentist in the face!!

zerobahamut03 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:34

never had that done but that sounds like it sucks big time.

mattman1994 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:04

you gag so hard it's not even funny. horrible

mattman1994 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:07

^^^ no that's not what she said

guckylynn 19

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:12

I've never gagged from getting impressions, it just tastes disgusting.

piinkbunnii 1

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:43

And makes your lips look dreadfully ashy, like a crackhead!!

deannamarie12 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:36

Ha, it's okay OP! I hate getting them done too :( But if I were you, I wouldve done what #6 said to do :P

amandahugandkiss_fml_fml 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:37

I would have reached up and took it out. Not sat there with vomit in my mouth. :-(

Galex7471 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:50

Been there, done that. It's surprisingly not worth it because then you have to spend the next 15-20 minutes cleaning the puke and all the little bits of plastic-y stuff out of your mouth before doing it all again.

steph77st 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:38

-6 lol a little extreme

FCChelsea 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:38

Another reason why people should hate dentists.

pink_mx_braap 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:43

I call fake just bc if you puke and it's in your throat then it's blocking your airway. Hence you would of died. Way to die #blah blah blah Chucked Up on a thousand ways to die.