Health: Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist...

By gpistas - 23/05/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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Gag reflex

By banananana - 25/09/2019 20:00 - Switzerland

Today, my dentist applied a paste on my teeth to make them more resistant. It tasted so disgustingly like artificial banana that I had to throw up. I'm not allowed to brush my teeth, drink or eat for 4 hours. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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Numb

By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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Jaws

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML

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By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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Sunday 23 May 2010 16:06

fyl indeed

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:20

eww, that's just gross, fyl.

Comments

the101dan 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 23:09

72 - You're making the assumption that the vomit was chunky...

mourning_glory 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 23:11

as well as the assumption that the OP couldn't breathe.

ngarcia 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 23:32

woe the same thing happend to me but I didn't vomit but I made an embarressing sound cuz I almost did vomit it was like a sound a person makes wen they vomit...fyl lol

MoJoThundRpants 0

Monday 24 May 2010 1:18

there's no such thing as a good dentist

phreshboi 1

Monday 24 May 2010 3:52

#21 that's how soccer balls used to look like alexceot they were leather and extremely heavy especially when wet

volleyballNinja 0

Monday 24 May 2010 4:03

yeah... #1 has a point...

laurenaubrey 0

Monday 24 May 2010 4:28

All I have to say is...how the hell could that be your fault. IDK. It's just when I saw people saying youtottaly deserved it! it made me really mad. Anyway, 'm really sorry. That sucks.