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By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Disney magic

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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Saturday 21 January 2012 1:48

well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:48

Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?

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strikerfm1 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:11

What a pussy you are OP

chesoes 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:20

Will its true....

WitchyArmyWife00 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:29

You're*

darkkisses 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:47

Lol don't worry OP I love Tinkerbell too, I guess her pixie dust didn't reach him lmao

MSvictoria 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:49

It's just tinkerbell...

Clamcreepy 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:00

That sure isn't manly...(guy voice from beer commercial)

phenx84 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:20

Mmhmm.. He probably turned back around, bit his knuckles and then wiped a silent tear himself.

Missimoo2901 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:27

Why did you start crying in the first place???

kross86 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:52

Funny thing is, I don't think the girl and her friend are ******* for crying about tinker bell. I'm not real sure why, but at worst they're just a bit emotional which, frankly, is all that uncommon among women. You, on the other hand, are a male with the profile name "anarchy" and profile description talking about allegiance to Walt Disney, moderating inappropriate jokes, an removing pics with firearms or alcohol in them. That just makes you a poser. The comment you left about the guy being repressed and out of touch with his feelings, on the other hand, makes you a pussy.