Miscellaneous: Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru....

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00

Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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dracer 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:37

The little joys are the best?

kmander93 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:37

you're ridiculous, though I would do the same

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Jennydew 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:44

Um, that sounds like something I would do. I always get excited when I find surprises! I'm 33, so don't feel bad. lol

HunterFalls13 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:46

Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajahahahahahahajajajajajahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha*pees in pants* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!:D

lmmmr 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:48

Was it the monkey? I hope it was the monkey. But really, YDI for eating McDonalds. You're going to die soon anyways, who needs a car?

Loony_fml 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:51

Awwwwwwww!!! I feel sorry for you!! I know that something like that would've SO happened to me. *hugz*

NotSoHawt 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:53

OMG ! Was it one of the bobble head einsteins??? Ive checked like 10 McDonalds looking for it, none of them have it :( Those things are sooo funny. Yeah, sucks about your car though... you win some, you lose some I guess :/

xOblivion 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:54

aww i love you :)

anoymousjoe 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:56

Immmr ur a fag, Anyway, was the toy really worth all that damage. in the end, it probably was lol. No not really

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:01

Dumb ass, YDI. I don't care what it was, you do NOT take your eyes off the road. That pole could've been another car, or worse, a person. You're old enough that this should be common sense to you.