Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 06:22 - United States - Lacey

Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

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Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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By rent-a-cop - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML

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Saturday 2 March 2013 13:18

well I'm sure you didn't see that coming...

Plumesant 8

Saturday 2 March 2013 13:19

It is a nice gesture though. Plus you couldn't know.

Comments

lionheart822 13

Sunday 3 March 2013 5:22

Damn OP I'm so sorry, but in all honesty, what are the odds? Don't be too hard on yourself.

Drunkenness 9

Sunday 3 March 2013 11:33

Try and do something nice and you look like an asshole. That's why I just cut out the middleman and act like an asshole all the time.

sweetforever 5

Monday 4 March 2013 5:13

Lol I would have been like "shit that's the last time I will help someone"

mcar 13

Monday 4 March 2013 5:38

She could have said thanks..

Cysioland 8

Monday 4 March 2013 11:42

It's an accident, just say "I'm sorry, I haven't known, AND I MOVED MOTHAFUKIN PIANO!!!"

at0micmin3r 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 20:13

You did something nice and that's all that matters. You know Karma? It always comes back to you! :)

xr0517 10

Wednesday 6 March 2013 16:48

there there

pred6 5

Sunday 10 March 2013 0:18

Why would she be standing? Piano is played sitting on a bench.

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 14:19

It didn't say she was playing the piano, just that she'd've had to stand behind wherever it had been on the stage.

PureEvil666 3

Monday 11 March 2013 23:11

Well try not to feel bad about it, there's no way that you could have known

rougeunicorn03 17

Thursday 10 October 2013 0:36

Well how were you supposed to know that?

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