Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 17:24 - United States - Newtown

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

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By ashley - 30/04/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML

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By xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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By he's a dawk, and a cunt - 05/07/2013 22:29 - Australia - Darling Point

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

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By oooooops - 23/03/2015 00:32 - United States

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

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By oops - 22/08/2014 14:35 - Australia - Wembley

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Sunday 9 November 2014 0:28

why would you do the hunger games salute at a bar mitzvah anyway?

devildog562 33

Sunday 9 November 2014 0:22

This is a you deserve it all the way. Mazel tov to your friend.

Comments

feven 32

Sunday 9 November 2014 2:06

You have the worst timing in the world.

superjewguy 19

Sunday 9 November 2014 2:16

I'm a Jew and I approve op's FML lol

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 9 November 2014 2:25

Jew gotta be kidding.

tony1891 22

Sunday 9 November 2014 3:42

dont jewish they was?

drrobotnik1 18

Sunday 9 November 2014 3:31

I don't know, guys, I think this post is heilarious, anne frankly I don't see what the big deal is.

123765 18

Sunday 9 November 2014 4:14

I bet you did nazi that coming

thatguy3812 25

Thursday 31 December 2015 11:27

Too soon #42

mollypop35 28

Sunday 9 November 2014 5:29

I don't get it

demonfacee 14

Sunday 9 November 2014 5:34

YDI. Why would you be making this signal at your friend's Bar Mitzvah? Even if it was sarcasm, you still deserve it for making the signal in the first place.