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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By terpity12 - 07/08/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

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Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

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You deserved it 13 577

By Anon - 24/03/2012 02:42 - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

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You deserved it 32 292

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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You deserved it 49 386

By fukinnature - 01/11/2016 07:27

Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML

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You deserved it 918

MrJentipede 2

Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

The sandal wouldn't have stopped the nail, anyway.

Colleennn1579 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

At least you were a gentleman(:

Comments

turbulent 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:04

Shit. So much for being a gentleman :(

lowfiwhiteguy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:05

So giving a cute lady your sandals got you nailed after all!

RJB 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:07

I agree with 3 6 17 22 24 29 32 33 34 37 All of said the same thing. The Nail would not have stopped the nail. We got that point.

b0ss42nine 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:37

dimwit, the SANDAL wouldn't have stopped the nail...why would the nail try and stop itself?

Glam_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:08

Ouch! I guess it's like they say, no good deed goes unpunished. I hope you feel better soon!

BrownieBoy90 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:15

LOL @ #42! But yeah, hope your foot gets better soon!

Milord_fml 16

Monday 25 May 2009 17:20

not like sandals would've stopped a nail; but yea, FYL

FmyF_inglife 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:21

Ouch. Don't get how anyone can vote this a YDI anyway, like #12. Whoever votes this a YDI I guess your life must be really sad cause you have no sympathetic heart at all :) Anyway, sandals would've helped with climbing so OP wouldn't have fallen out of the tree in the first place.

Gawain_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:22

Ok, what type of inbred hillbilly hick girl walks around outside with no shoes on? At the beach is one thing. Ugh...YDI for trying to be nice. I hope you don't get tetanus.