Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover...

By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By artist - 29/03/2013 11:12 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML

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By Failed Artist - 30/08/2015 04:49 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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NathanKett 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 12:34

this could've been easily solved by saying 'i'm joking'. this solves most problems when chicks give you that look.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 11:31

Awww... If its any consolation I agree with you! =) lol

Comments

flylikemusic 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 17:37

Not an FML, but YDI for not being aware of your surroundings. I bet a lot gets past you.

madielyse 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:04

Questionnn, whaat does YDI mean?

BrunetteHottiie 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:16

You Deserve It

madielyse 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:22

Ohh, thanks! (:

billybobjim1 14

Tuesday 7 February 2017 20:58

you deserve it.

myballs 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:11

Then either your girlfriend is a vain bitch or her parents idolize her. In any case, it's neither an FML or YDI; people that do that shit are stupid.

roflmaonade 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:04

you could've stopped at "Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom."

Nesyaj0 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 0:06

lol thats wat i was thinking

madielyse 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:59

Hahahaa seriously!

dramatay 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:44

First off Jeff Lewis (the name of the guy who's show you were watching, which is called "Flipping Out" by the way) is freakin awesome!! And if you knew anything about his personality you would know how fitting it is for him to have a portrait of himself hanging in his office, plus there is a funny story behind it. Secondly I do think that paintings of ones self hanging in a home is weird. Photographs are fine, but if you are going to have yourself painted maybe hang it in your bed room or something? But YDI for calling Jeff Lewis tacky.

IceCream53423 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:20

So? Stand by your beliefs.

tangerine_12 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:00

Well, it is stupid, isn't it?

pokurfayce 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:53

lol

Mortanious 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:38

Hahahaha, YDI for not noticing your surroundings properly; but FYL because you are right. I hate that too and my mom and sister do it and I yell at them all the time; till they finally realized that it is stupid and arrogant.