Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea...

By poop - 21/03/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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The trumpets of doom

By Anonymous - 15/12/2024 15:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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Trumpet solo

By Churizmo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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may14th 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:00

I feel like this is everyone's worst fear

UhHuhHoney 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 7:58

Well, be prepared to always have that story be brought up in the future as a funny one haha

Comments

fabcade 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:42

Your mom is awesome

Witchylady 17

Monday 23 March 2015 0:00

Oh you poor thing.

skyraiderj5 14

Monday 23 March 2015 3:03

不好

katttt21 20

Monday 23 March 2015 9:04

Who spells diarrhea like that? Lol

The_Skittish_One 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:02

It's embarrassing but it isn't the end of the world. Try your best to forget about it; I'm sure they all have by now :)

SunnySideUpp 9

Wednesday 25 March 2015 2:47

What exactly was the point of letting us know it was specifically your *Mandarin* teachers house, besides, I don't know, bragging about it?

maggiefox 25

Wednesday 25 March 2015 4:05

Joke when you come out and say "better in the bowl than my pants!"

0262944 15

Tuesday 9 February 2016 22:21

Dier hoe a

Aiden Stubblefield 9

Sunday 30 July 2017 7:47

i heard you to

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