Intimacy: Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so...

By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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By Toldyouso - 22/01/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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By konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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unibrowicorn 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:51

I saw one similar to this not long ago. :/ And what do we learn from all of this? Always look before you answer the door I learned that in like,kindergarten.

dca714 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

can you say PEEP HOLE...itll keep his dad from peepin your hole =x

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teufelschloss 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:19

If you and your fiance share the apartment, why would you need to answer the door anyway? Shouldn't he just walk in on his own? (scratches head) Still, don't answer the door naked! That's just asking for humilation. :(

kellster 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:24

How odd that he was so secretive about bringing his dad. How odd that you answered the door in the buff. This is just an odd story!

breaksprinter_ 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:28

I agree with #2. I don't think he was being secretive about bringing his dad. Some guys just do that sort of thing. But this is hilarious, nonetheless. -_-

Workhrts 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:31

And that is why naked hour should be planned and not a surprise!

knitbitch 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:39

I am not sure on this one (on whether YDI or not) because she MIGHT have looked through the peep-hole and only seen her fiance, or she could have not looked at all. Hmmm.......