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By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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MrHomerSimpson 11

Friday 11 May 2012 12:19

Good girl

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 11 May 2012 12:21

At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...

Comments

laurenobrien 4

Friday 11 May 2012 12:25

Did he pat you on the head too?

ArtemisLee 0

Friday 11 May 2012 12:25

well thats not creepy at all...

kandi_kid69 15

Friday 11 May 2012 12:32

Definitely not. I bet OP enjoyed every second of it.

kayla_ann0o 9

Friday 11 May 2012 12:28

Um at least he's clean unlike some of the boyfriends on here.

ApologyKick 25

Friday 11 May 2012 12:31

Good hygiene.. I see no problems

nancyschmancy 9

Friday 11 May 2012 12:31

Creepy would have been if he said, "oh darn, you washed your hands".

micahsmommy 13

Friday 11 May 2012 12:32

Perhaps his last girlfriend didn't wash and it grossed him out. Keep up the good hygiene.

Caliborn_06 11

Friday 11 May 2012 12:33

And.......

monkeywrench1 10

Friday 11 May 2012 12:34

Run OP RUN!!!

Devin91 20

Friday 11 May 2012 12:36

That's not weird..

plaguer 26

Friday 11 May 2012 12:41

He could be OCD. If you know him well enough to move in I don't know why this would surprise you. Or make you consider this an FML moment. It IS good you washed your hands.