By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...

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catproblems 2

I have a friend that would do this. He's fantastic and hilarious. But the best dryer you could have? Would be a cat.

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iwadasn 32

In his defense, people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are disgusting. He just wanted to make sure you weren't one of them.

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Maht_fml 0

The hell is a flat? ******* English people.

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Virtual_BS 13

What if he jizzed in the liquid soap and is secretly laughing at what you washed your hands with...

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AshCrash_xo 0

How is this fyl?All the guy did was like that you washed your hands.

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FightMyLiger 19

When I was born all the docs were freakinnn, cause I came out clean and I came out CREEPINNNNN! Do the creep!! (Guhhhh) Do the creep! (Guhhhh)

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Sincere331 0

How did you "come out the toilet?"

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