Animals: Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of...

By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 14:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a famous celebrity, but I accidentally hit the video record button and recorded myself walking away from them instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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Nohman 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:40

Damn OP...I have some aloe for that burn.

pussystank 18

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:42

You do not insult random people in public like that. You just don't! **** humanity.

Comments

furbyface711 9

Monday 16 June 2014 0:53

Did this happen in Orlando? And do you know if it was Garfield or Kaboodle? I work there and Kaboodle is my favorite animal in the park. Garfield's a badass too, he does a spot on Hannibal impression.

londonguy 7

Monday 16 June 2014 0:54

Free tillikum!

Witchylady 17

Monday 16 June 2014 0:55

Now that was extremely rude of him.

buckdharma 36

Monday 16 June 2014 0:57

He was the joker. Don't you know the joker laughs at you?

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 16 June 2014 1:14

The only thing that keeps me from clicking YDI is that no decent person says that to a stranger. But then truly decent people don't go to SeaWorld anymore.

HeyTherexxx 21

Monday 16 June 2014 4:23

Why would you click YDI anyway?

glabberfasted 16

Monday 16 June 2014 6:24

Because OP was at SeaWorld

HeyTherexxx 21

Monday 16 June 2014 6:33

ah, sorry. I need to work on my reading comprehension. :)

EnderWolf1013 9

Monday 16 June 2014 1:16

lolol

JBirdeye 14

Monday 16 June 2014 1:26

Dick

pseud0nym 13

Monday 16 June 2014 1:32

On a positive note, there's a high chance he was just saying it to be witty and not actually insulting.

Axipiter 24

Monday 16 June 2014 1:51

I hope she didn't, so she'll never go back. **** SeaWorld.

jmfreee 16

Monday 16 June 2014 1:55

Don't walk away feeling sorry for you. Feel sorry for him. He is someone who is either so stupid he thinks that it's okay to act like that or someone so unhappy he has to talk down to people to bring himself up.