Animals: Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of...

By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 14:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a famous celebrity, but I accidentally hit the video record button and recorded myself walking away from them instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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Nohman 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:40

Damn OP...I have some aloe for that burn.

pussystank 18

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:42

You do not insult random people in public like that. You just don't! **** humanity.

Comments

miianah1 22

Monday 16 June 2014 2:21

crushcrusher 33

Monday 16 June 2014 2:33

that was really rude of him

brittney_taylor1 16

Monday 16 June 2014 3:00

Do you need some ice for that burn?

christinezzz 2

Monday 16 June 2014 3:00

Your probably not even ugly. He most likely insulted you because you used the term "selfie mode" and a lot of people hate that song selfie by the chain smokers.

pancakesrock 7

Monday 16 June 2014 6:30

This person has a point.

Ugleh 7

Monday 16 June 2014 3:06

I don't really get it. Was he calling her a walrus? If that's so, I do get it but it took me a while.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 16 June 2014 3:21

What a mean comment...sure hope he gets hit by a fish

tehdarkness 21

Monday 16 June 2014 3:35

I mean, if you're really overweight it's best to try to live healthier. But really, what he said was very rude. That man needs lessons in going out in public and interacting with people.

dragonkisses28 25

Monday 16 June 2014 14:35

# 68 "If you're really overweight it's best to try to live healthier?" Seriously? Like people who are overweight are totally oblivious of the fact that hauling around all that extra weight is unhealthy? There's a reason that diet pills and other such wonders are a billion dollar business. Op didn't say they were overweight. Even if they are, who cares? A total asshole stranger doesn't need to point out such things. It's not anyone's place to judge or to make someone feel unworthy just because not all of us have a filter that would stop us from saying that kind of crap.