Animals: Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of...

By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 14:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a famous celebrity, but I accidentally hit the video record button and recorded myself walking away from them instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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Nohman 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:40

Damn OP...I have some aloe for that burn.

pussystank 18

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:42

You do not insult random people in public like that. You just don't! **** humanity.

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themetalstickman 19

Monday 16 June 2014 5:20

**** that guy

Joe_Valdez25 8

Monday 16 June 2014 5:36

fat girls need love too

dragonkisses28 25

Monday 16 June 2014 14:40

#84 Op never said they were fat. In that line of thinking though, little stick men who can't grow mustaches need love too, right?

Exaspera 54

Monday 16 June 2014 6:04

What a jerk! Let's hope that karma catches up with him soon. There is no reason for this kind of behavior.

pwnus 5

Monday 16 June 2014 6:37

That's just unfortunate

PinkkNova 9

Monday 16 June 2014 6:41

You should have called on Mermaid Man

soopafreak 11

Monday 16 June 2014 6:44

Your first problem is you were at Sea World. For that, YDI

thatchick1405 17

Monday 16 June 2014 6:50

what a jerk

Nick_Corso 17

Monday 16 June 2014 7:00

Take it from a fat person, being called a Walrus is not that bad

Mr_Mole 24

Monday 16 June 2014 7:04

YDI for calling it "selfie mode".

Ziggy122 15

Monday 16 June 2014 7:38

Well, what else do people use their front-facing cameras for?

Ziggy122 15

Monday 16 June 2014 7:44

I'd like to know what crawled up this guy's ass and died, possessing him to be a complete dickwad to a complete stranger.

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